Jyi vs. Jason Bourne

(Nancy 3:19 PDT)

This is my first time dispatching.  Be gentle. :)

Now that my yard work is done (such is the exciting suburban life I lead), I’m back and caught up with TNR2.  Jyi shows off her fighting skills big time in chapters 18 and 19.  Her prowess with a waiter’s towel in chapter 18 was particularly impressive.  I mean, she kicked ass with fabric, for cryin’ out loud.

That reminded me of the scene in one of the Bourne movies where Jason kicked some guy’s ass with a magazine.  I think we should have MCM write in a Bourne-like character.  Not-quite-Bourne can face off with Jyi in, say, a yarn store.  It’s a fight to the death, but knitting needles are off limits as weapons.  That’s too easy.  Who’d win?  WE NEED TO KNOW.